Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Perry's Supernatural Powers

As my very wise teacher pointed out, ever since Perry announced his candidacy, things in America have been going haywire. There was hurricane Irene which hit North Carolina, Virginia, and New Jersey, and flooded New York and Vermont; also the earthquake in DC (which half the nation claims to have felt). And now Perry's state has caught fire.
Does this mean God has a poor opinion of Perry? Probably not, but I do.

Anyway, goodnight. Pray the smoke doesn't suffocate you in your sleep.

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